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[–] 19539871? ago  (edited ago)

Isn't it weird how they can now source printer paper sheets with invisible codes infused on the page??? That plus surveillance tapes...BAM!

Antique paper should SHOOT up in value right?

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[–] 19539901? ago 

papyrus nigger, all about the papyrus

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[–] 19539936? ago 

I'm just saying, when your parents die, SAVE their typing paper! You may be able to parlay it into CASH in the future!

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[–] 19539913? ago 

Obviously your printer is part of the plan. Relax, let the plan unfold.

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[–] 19540106? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I burned my toast this morning...had it on the same setting as always and it always comes out perfect, but not today.

Something BIG is going to happen tomorrow...

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[–] 19540232? ago 

Haha laugh first. Comment second

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[–] 19540308? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They have activated the clandestine ink/toner restrictors and paper feed disrupters. You may be in deep shit. Put the printer in the microwave. Microwave acts as a Farady cage, so no rogue signals can hit it.

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[–] 19540589? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Faraday was deep state, everyone know this...........I've got my eye on you

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[–] 19543211? ago 

They are working on replacing ink/toner to something more sustainable... for the earth. The plastic particles currently in ink and toner will be replaced by bamboo bits

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[–] 19540341? ago 

You know, I felt oddly satisfied with only 3 pieces of toast this morning. I'm pretty sure it's habbening now that you mention it

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[–] 19540373? ago 

that its SUICIDE WEEKEND

It's no weekend at all. If you had a job you would know.

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[–] 19540464? ago 

Top kek

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