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They have activated the clandestine ink/toner restrictors and paper feed disrupters. You may be in deep shit. Put the printer in the microwave. Microwave acts as a Farady cage, so no rogue signals can hit it.
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They are working on replacing ink/toner to something more sustainable... for the earth. The plastic particles currently in ink and toner will be replaced by bamboo bits
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Obviously your printer is part of the plan. Relax, let the plan unfold.