[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
Did you cum?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I came down hard on their heads.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
It's not gay if you keep your fingers crossed behind your back
[–] friedtyronechicken 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
None. Because I'm not a niggerfaggot...
[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel ago
I think DintDoNothin is another incarnation of NiggerVirus. You know, the moron.
[–] DintDoNothin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
How dare you insult me like that you jark. That guy was a loser attention seeking moron. You're a frikken jark for saying that about me.
[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel ago
It's you.
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