[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
The level of retardation in these fatfuck analogy/comparison posts is reaching WTF levels.
"Birds eat X times their own body weight every day so it must be OK for me to do so too!"
"This skanky outfit looked hot on Katy Perry so it will look hot on me when I stuff my FUPA into it!"
"Cheese fries are healthy because potatoes are a vegetable!"
They are constantly trying to treat things which are nowhere close to equal as equal, because they fail so fuckin' bad at everything. It's hilarious and maddening at the same time.
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's the kind of crap that healthcare workers deal with from young bariatric patients these days. One of the things I hear is that "If it's bad for me, why does it taste good and give me energy?"
[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Bu...but all the flowers in the garden are beautiful and unique in their own way. And all the fat people are ugly. And water is wet. And the sky is blue. And fat people really are delusional. It just occurred to me that if these fatties didn't have being fat to talk about, they'd have NOTHING to talk about. They literally spend their entire lives defending why it's ok to be a fat lazy heffalump. Imagine if they lost weight and discovered sex? Imagine if the world was flat? Sorry, real tired!
[–] CaptainCarrotSticks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If we are all flowers guzzlumps are giant Hogweed, poisonous , dangerous, avoid at all costs
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oops, looks like like she got us! It's just me an' the rest of the patriarchy tryin' ta tell women how to look so we can hold 'em back!
[–] HamAversion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dead and dying, diseased, and malformed flowers are REMOVED from flower gardens.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Flowers in a garden don’t suck donuts and cheeseburgers out of the ground and give themselves plant-diabetes