[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The GIANT geese at Oracle headquarters in California TRIED to intimidate me as I walked past daily to class. ONE look from me, they KNEW to back the FUCK UP. I mean BUSINESS. Fuck with me, SEE what happens to YOU.
[–] MightoScrub 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can't walk down the street without crossing paths with geese. I treat them like theyre worse than niggers, if they're on the sidewalk I'll cross the street just to avoid them.
[–] expose 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lmao this got me thanks dude made my day.