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[–] ThingFish 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

The only things that are hard for hams to swallow are honesty and truth.
Unrelated but how do you become "verified"?

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[–] ArsenNull 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Post your nudes and bear the judgement of FPH.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is mean, but I like it.

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[–] paisleyterror 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And don't forget the sharpie.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Verification is down right now, but you send a picture of yourself in into the account marked flair. You have to be active for a week straight, be thin/fit, and be holding a paper with your name and desired flair.

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[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Send it to the mods? I always wanted to be a verified shitlord. Shit I'll just post my hairy ass nudes to the board itself

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[–] frostbitex5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ah, being active for a week. That's a hard one.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There were but it just says that it is offline right now.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As stated, it is currently offline until Voat changes its system.

Full body photo showing that you are not fat, holding a physical sign with your username and current date. Send it in with your desired flair to the FLAIR mod.

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[–] 32DDbitches ago  (edited ago)

Send it in with your desired flair to the FLAIR mod.

Last I read, only "Verified Shitlady/lord" was the option for flairs.

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[–] Navidson 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I can't believe you got kicked out for that.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I can. I'm also making the assumptiong that Fatty-who-spoke-up wasn't the only fatty there.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I also got kicked out of girl scouts for for telling bloody mary at a camp trip...most of the girls didn't sleep lol.

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[–] Porom 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Me too, but for being a 30 year old guy.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

lol. My sister told me the story and I had to pass it along. It's probably because I was actually in Brownies...those little girls scared easy, I was much tougher lol

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

You got kicked out for saying you could see something that had already been pointed out? By the fat in question? I'm more pissed at the likely fat fuck that kicked you out. What an incredibly immature response. It's not like you called her names or bullied her. What the fuck difference does it male that she's overweight, like that makes it all ok? Should've asked her, "yeah, and how do you feel knowing you stuff your face beyond necessary every fucking day while children starve, you wasteful, ungrateful, gross fucking cunt?"

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[–] Madonnymous 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's because you're supposed to say "oh,well YOU'RE not fat though..."

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[–] Fatkini 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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[–] I_schadenfreude ago  (edited ago)

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[–] jdael 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, honesty is an offense now. That's just the saddest thing imo.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bet you a bunch of money the troop leader was fat.

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[–] ThisIsAnApplePancake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They removed you for it? Fucked up. I said a number of fucked up things while I was in Boy Scouts and never once got even a reprimand... Gotta love insular organizations that aren't PC. Am I right?

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[–] Itsforhismum 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

they really expect you to say no youre not fat wtf. Once i hooked up with a girl at a club. We did share the cab together with her Cousin who was a fat bitch that all of a sudden started to cry because nobody wants her because she is fat. So drunk me is even worse than sober me so no filter at all asks her when it makes her so sad why the fuck doesnt she loose weight ...30 mins of awkwardness later still fucked her Cousin and had a good laugh with her after the landwhale left the cab !

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[–] ehhh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry about your social anxiety. I have it too. I'm proud of you, if that's not too strange to say. I know this subverse is a good place to let off steam about fat people, but what I really like about your story is that it wasn't the unabashedly antagonistic tone we have a lot here (not saying it's a bad thing!). 13 year-old you had a great deal of compassion for people who are truly suffering, and you were able to stick by it when faced with hurt fee-fees. The fatty tried to make you take it back, they tried to make it (like everything else) about them, but you didn't let them. Having compassion for starving children doesn't just mean shedding the occasional tear; it means taking care of your own body, being grateful for the nutrition you have access to, and being careful not to take in too much.

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