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[–] 19260635? ago 

I've never heard one with a british accent

Are you literally retarded? Who claimed they had a british accent? Tell me how they spell colour. I'll wait

Honestly, that Royalty stuff is sickening. Get another tourist attraction soon. They are about to be exposed as totally corrupt and insane incestuous inbreds anyway. And they make you folks look like total chumps to the rest of the World

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Do yourselves a favor and phase them out somehow.

Oh lord. Where to even begin. You mutts are OBSESSED with the british royalty. Even those who don't like it. Honestly, if anythings weird and sickening, its that. You have a shitload of (mostly middle aged female) mutts who adore the royals and hearing about them, and then you have muuuh 1776 larpers who are obsessed with bitching about them. Newsflash for you, mr "they make you look like total chumps to the rest of the world". Besides the UK, notable monarchies include Denmark, Norway, Sweden, the Netherlands, and Belgium, alongside other smaller nations/regions. Not to mention Japan, whose "emperor" is a familial bloodline claiming a combination shinto-buddhist divine right to rule, and as such is a monarch in all but name.

Now, if mutts like you complained about them all the time, I might regard you as having a point. And, to be fair, you probably wish they were abolished too. However, you are so obsessed with the british monarchy you seem to believe it makes us a joke to "the rest of the world", despite roughly 1/4 of european nations (and most major ones) having a monarchy, as well as arguably the most laudable e.asian country,. You're just obsessed with the monarchy, because you're stuck in 1776 mode. It's kind of sad honestly. Do you realise how few shits britain gives about it? You like to believe you have a relationship with us like britain and france, where we have many centuries of conflict to fondly look back on - a nice, pleasant rivalry. Meanwhile, in reality literally nobody gives a shit. I doubt even 20% of brits would recognise a painting of the boston tea party. Fewer still could tell you anything meaningful about the revolution. And the funniest part is you mutts don't even know your own history, since you larp about "muh farmers beating the british empire" when the reality is britain was fighting multiple wars on multiple fronts, with france actively engaging most of the royal navy, and there was popular support at home for the rebels arguments, and they simply did not give enough of a shit to bother crushing you. You were too inconsequential to crush then, and we care about as little now.

And yet, you remain OBSESSED.

So please, take your own advice. This whole "muh anti monarchy" stuff is sickening. Get another historical focus soon.

Do yourself a favour and phase it out somehow.

I really don't understand how speaking British English can actually have any advantage in diplomacy or any other area of communication. Please explain.

Used =/= advantage. Explain how american would give an advantage? The answer is it wouldn't beyond one minute difference - mutts are so fucking stupid they are incapable of dealing with the actual origin of the language, and instead barely cope unless everything is translated to their pidgin variant. Luckily, there are some of you who are semi competent, and as such in international spheres they can cope with the usage of the original dialect.

As to further reasons why it would be british and not american english, let me give you one very obvious one : of the nations that speak english as their official language (I'll be generous and pretend this includes america, even though you actually lack an official language), 1 (one) uses american english and 5 (five) (uk,canada, australia, new zealand, ireland) use dialects which share the core spelling variants american english altered, and as such the usage of british english provides common ground to over 80% of the major nations that use this languge. This isn't even including the EU, which also uses british english (and will post brexit) as one of its official languages.

As one final level of irony - it is true that english is a lingua franca, As such, it adapts to the role, and something called "international english" (also known as "globish") appears - this is the dialect of english as used as a true lingua franca, between 2 speakers, neither a native english speaker, but who can use it as a common language. And the unpleasant truth is, this language is neither american nor british english. It may be either, depending on the participants, and one using one while the other used the other would also not be uncommon - the spelling differences do not (aside from the genetic defects populating america) impede understanding, so they can be used simultaneously.

So the real redpill is that the lingua franca isn't either of our dialects, but a hodgepodge of both, varying as the need arises.

What is indisputable though, is that americans are a fucking cancer, their pidgin creole included.

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[–] 19261687? ago 

It doesn't matter how many countries honor Royalties---they still don't produce anything of any value whatsoever, and siphon money off the population for no reason. That's a bad example for your children because of it's outright stupidity.

You modernized your language from Old English, but then you let it stagnate along with everything else over there. We had to take care of that for you, just like we did Hitler.

All of EU speaks it? And isn't the EU just dandy! How's Brexit going?

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[–] 19269544? ago  (edited ago)

It doesn't matter how many countries honor Royalties

"They make you the laughing stock of the world" "well who gives a shit if other countries have monarchies they're still silly".

As I said : the issue here is not monarchies, but mutts. Americans are either obsessed with royals out of rage, or out of some weird middle aged woman envy/societal shit. Either way, the end result is the same - you're all absolutely obsessed. It's weird and sad, get over it

You modernized your language from Old English, but then you let it stagnate along with everything else over there

mfw you literally don't understand most of your "modernisation" consisted of using older latinate root form of words when your dictionaries were compiled. Hardly modernising when you go back to an older form (and, worth noting, one which was NEVER the direct root of english, which was french). Using the form variants of a dead language instead of the root language is not modernising, it is regressing. And, for that matter, your "modernisation" consisted of some minute spelling errors and NOTHING more. There were plans for many, many more variations - you can go ahead and look it up. However, they got ditched because nobody gave a shit. Weird huh. But congrats on changing some s's to z's and misspelling words with ou in them, hip hip hu-fucking-rah 10/10 effort

We had to take care of that for you, just like we did Hitler.

Wait i'm confused, are you saying you're russian now? That aside, defeating hitler isn't exactly something to be proud of. Congrats on being the only nation in history bloodthirsty enough to every nuke civilians though. You made the dresden atrocities look positively banal by comparison

All of EU speaks it? And isn't the EU just dandy

All of america, central america, and latin america (aka all the latin american countries) speak american, and nowhere else does? And isn't latin america just spiffing. But then again a collection of mutt rape babies suits you mutts just fine as compatriots.

How's Brexit going

Honestly pretty great. Mays fucked up so badly she's pissed off, brexit party did great in the EU elections, anti EU sentiment is rising within the EU, especially in Italy, and not having immediately crashed out in a no deal scenario means we avoided the harsh (potentially brief) economic pain of that decision : we're avoided anything truly painful, and are still in a position where ever more people just want us to leave, and in the meantime the EU has become ever less of a unified position. Ironically May actually did pretty good in terms of getting a good brexit outcome by being so useless.

Hows the wall going? At this rate it should be done by oooh, 2024, maybe, if you're lucky? Just in time for the next democrat president to tear it all down again, and just long enough to ensure your demographic replacement. Stay slaves you civnat cuck mutt <3