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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If I saw this I'd go to the nearest KFC for gravy that I'd smear all over the door handles. Tubby would be trapped outside the car after eating them.

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[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Aren't there vans designed for fats? Sedans these days cannot accommodate these fats unless they managed to force their chairs back. I've seen fats enter and leave from the back of their vans on their scootypuffs. They think it's easier and convenient to do that but too bad there isn't anything else that makes say breathing easier and convenient besides eating less in this case.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

An app for fat people? What the hell.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did I make that typo somewhere, or did you? (I can't find where I did, but I've just woken up.)

If you did, and it means you haven't heard of "AllGo," then...yep. The idea is fats can enter "reviews" of restaurants/stores/amusement parks/whatever, and let other fats know if the booths are big enough, the aisles wide enough, the rides have cars large enough, to fit their ridiculous girth. They did a GoFundMe a while back to get started, but I don't know what the current status is--not so great, I imagine, since they're having to find a way to sell someone else's idea for $10 for a single 8x10 printed sheet.

Personally, I'd support this idea in the hopes it will keep fats out of spaces designed for normal people, except we know it won't. It will just make them try to use it to start some internet outrage and bully companies into changing for them. Soon petites like myself and many others here will have an even harder time finding restaurant booths where we're not seated three feet away from the table with our heads barely peeking up over it than we do now, since so many booths have already been made bigger.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My typo. Just fixed it. And God damn. I got to look that up now. It will be a good laugh.

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[–] Disdain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd park as close as possible, then sit and get ready to record a fat deliberatly hitting my door.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] ago 

Yep.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] ago 

Excellent reply.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why wouldn't someone just print out this nonsense on a printer? Why waste precious food.money to order it?

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly! It's such a dumb thing to try to make money on. Especially since all they're proposing is an image on an 8x10 sheet, it's not, like, a magnet or something with suction cups or an over-the-window hook thing. It's just a sheet of paper you have to tape up or hang yourself.

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[–] Not_C 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm fat. Which means I have no respect for myself. And I'll show no respect for you or your property when I ram my door into the side of your vehicle.

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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd park so fucking close lol. Get that passenger door of mine right up against her driver door.. mirror folded in for maximum closeness and obviousness..

Better yet, my driver door right up against hers with just enough room for my little ass to squeeze right between while the fat fuck sits there helplessly. Rub it in.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hee, and leaving a note that says something like, "I don't eat like a pig, so I don't need a lot of room. Have a nice day!"

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