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[–] Rialed 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Watching fats ding other cars because they can’t fit enrages me.

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[–] Blankman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hmmmm, so they're saying that their fat does effect someone?

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes, AllGo sees this dumbshit "sign" some fat printed on their office printer and thinks it can actually sell this garbage. They even have a survey you can take(? I don't know if it's still live or if you have to use your FB ID or what):

http://magaimg.net/img/85j0.png

This is my favorite one. Take a look:

http://magaimg.net/img/85j2.png

Uhh...did YOU come up with the idea yourself, AllGo? Because I could be wrong about from whose FB page this originally came, but it looks to this girl who knows how intellectual property theft works like YOU have actually seen that someone else did this, and decided to make your own version and charge money for it...which is actually copyright theft and plagiarism. I don't care about somebody stealing a fat's bullshit "Don't park near me, I eat too much so you should park where I tell you," sign, but it's pretty rich of them to talk about someone else committing a crime when the sign isn't theirs to profit from to begin with.

Also, how hilarious is it that they think people will pay ten dollars for a stupid-ass "sign" like this? Like any of their members would give up ten dollars of good eatin' money for a "sign" they can make and print on their own in less than five minutes.

And some fats are clearly aware in the comments that there are many of us out there who would park closer if we saw that. Perhaps with our own sign that says something like, "I'm thin! I can park any way I like!" or "Stop eating so much and this won't be a problem for you!"

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

$10? I checked and I could buy 100 sheets of A4 for $10. The greed is almost unbelievable. How can you justify charging $10 for a single piece of paper?

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had the same thought! I guess you can justify it when your app is dying and desperately needs cash?

But the thought of charging that much, especially when it's not even your original idea, and then having the gall to tell someone in comments not to steal it from you! Once again, fats have no shame and enormous greed.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Oh, lordy. Their survey is gold. I tried to link but it won't let me here. The options are things like a picture of a planet that says, "SPACE ADVISED. This door is opened widely upon entrance and exit." Or a roulette table that says, "FEELIN' LUCKY? PARK CLOSE." Because that won't get your car dinged hard with somebody's door.

Interestingly, none of their options mention that they need space because farm animals take up a lot of room. And the one with a person on it--a chick in a hat, making a "mustache" out of a lock of hair over her pursed kissy-face lips and wearing big round glasses; above it the sign says, "BE COOL. Don't park too close."--is a normal slim woman. Why are they deliberately erasing fat identities?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

All I see here is an open invitation to post reply messages. Just stick your own pieces of paper there telling it to stop being such a disgusting cow.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm taking my beater off to the scrapyard in a few weeks, so might take it for a few last hurrahs. What are the fats gonna do, ding or key the old girl?

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Heh, my husband and I used to regularly talk about getting an old beater car and deliberately swerving into bad drivers, parking even worse then the worst parkers, etc. etc. It became this whole fantasy where we'd don crash helmets to make ourselves look especially crazy, keep the windows rolled down, and screech at the top of our lungs as we tried to "scare straight" the assholes on the road. This was in South Florida, where the roads are full of assholes--and where the cops won't even show up if the other driver does less than about $1k damage to your car, so it would have been pretty safe.

We never actually did it, but every once in a while we still think of it.

I'm sorry about your old girl. May she RIP.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've had similar fantasies. Very similar. But we never envisioned helmets.

Maintaining your lane and not being forced to make race car maneuvers to avoid being hit is a constant in some areas of California. SF and LA being the worst, but a remarkable number of smaller towns as well. My vehicle of choice was always a Brinx truck for some reason.

Back when commuter flights were crazy expensive we'd fly out of LAX or SFO and had an old Honda we used for this and transporting pets to the vet, kennel and dog grooming. It was too small for bold acts on the highway but it fun to park haphazardly and not worry about door dings.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thats the most Floridian comment I’ve read all week. Sounds fun though!

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ha, that could have been fun.

The old girl's 21 and becoming unreliable and too expensive to fix. Time to go.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This is why I park at the back of the lot and walk.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There's handicap parking, maybe there should be fat parking.

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[–] 13445123751 ago 

There should be fat parkings.

The furthest away from the building as possible.

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[–] DorothyMantooth [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I once had a pig sit and wait for me to leave the closest spot to the door, when the spot next to me was open. They literally would rather sit and wait while I load my groceries, get in the car, belt up, and leave, than park one spot back.

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[–] shigeo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

if you were a real shitlord you'd park close so they couldn't get in their cars jk jk

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe if I still had my shitty old Intrepid and I didn't care about the obeast hitting it lol

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[–] Gringojones 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is also why they should be forced to do the same.

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[–] TheStapler ago 

Wouldn’t that be beautiful... spots at the farthest corner of the lot that say “obese only.” And they would be elevated so that cars have to go up a ramp, and when they get out to go inside they have to go down a winding staircase to the ground level.