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[–] expose 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fatties could beat a train if enough of em boarded, it'd halt from the weight.

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[–] ETres 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Is the train OK???

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The woman "blames the telephone conversation that grabbed her full attention at that moment."

Jesus. Always fucking excuses with these bulbous turds. Bullshit a "phone conversation grabbed [your] full attention." You clearly thought you could outrun that train at that stupid slow-ass jog. You even glanced at the train before you started moving at a slightly faster pace. Just admit you're a dumb, lazy sack of shit who was so desperate to sit down and so blind to your own abilities that you thought you could make it across the track before the train got there.

A normal human would have made it, too...but a normal human probably wouldn't have been dumb enough to try.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No, it's the cellular company's fault. I bet the phone has no warning label about not attempting to jump into a train while using the device. I'm no lawyer, but she should sue her mobile carrier.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That "jog" was pathetically slow as well. Probably my normal walking speed.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Right? My neighbors's toddler could outrun it. And she still falls down every ten steps or so.

But I guess it never needed to go faster than that to catch the ice cream truck, so...

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I recommend this for all hams. Make it an internet challenge and show a few successful runs to get them interested. Chances are the majority will be road kill. Or train kill.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I bet from now on she will say she has an injury from a training accident.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared ago 

It's a bullshit premise, you should throw the fat on to the tracks unless throwing one fat on to the tracks would save 2+ fats stuck on the tracks.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's still alive? Wasn't the happy ending I was hoping for. Ah well, now it can honestly say it had a train run on it.

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[–] eriss 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol, nobody gave a shit and left her fat ass alone for about 3 minutes.

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

Probably thought it was a dead animal and didn't want to get any germs.

Or knew what it was...and didn't want to get any germs.

But lol, I noticed that, too, that almost immediately you see a dude just strolling away from it, like, "Huh, that's interesting. Better get my ticket."

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