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[–] soclose_sofar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine being so lazy you couldn't wait 10 seconds for a high speed train to pass. And thats why she is fat!

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's still alive? Wasn't the happy ending I was hoping for. Ah well, now it can honestly say it had a train run on it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I bet from now on she will say she has an injury from a training accident.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The woman "blames the telephone conversation that grabbed her full attention at that moment."

Jesus. Always fucking excuses with these bulbous turds. Bullshit a "phone conversation grabbed [your] full attention." You clearly thought you could outrun that train at that stupid slow-ass jog. You even glanced at the train before you started moving at a slightly faster pace. Just admit you're a dumb, lazy sack of shit who was so desperate to sit down and so blind to your own abilities that you thought you could make it across the track before the train got there.

A normal human would have made it, too...but a normal human probably wouldn't have been dumb enough to try.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That "jog" was pathetically slow as well. Probably my normal walking speed.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Right? My neighbors's toddler could outrun it. And she still falls down every ten steps or so.

But I guess it never needed to go faster than that to catch the ice cream truck, so...

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No, it's the cellular company's fault. I bet the phone has no warning label about not attempting to jump into a train while using the device. I'm no lawyer, but she should sue her mobile carrier.

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[–] ETres 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Is the train OK???