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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago 

I'm wearing socks on my cock, sir

Yes sir yes sir socks on cock sir

Red socks blue socks one socks two socks

Bulge in pants looks like fat cock, sir

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[–] thelma [S] ago 

You know how to get the ladies !

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shut up and put your sox on. Don't make me do it for you.

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[–] thelma [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Heads warm now.

Happy ?

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

do you unironically use the spelling sox

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[–] thelma [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, I see.

Masturbating tool.

next one

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But his feet are gonna be cold! He'll catch a cold! /grandma

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[–] thelma [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's on a ventilator.

3 flights of stairs. Don't know how THAT happened.