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[–] Diom3Mind 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I keep mine in the bath room so it hears me shit.

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You could record the sound of you taking a shit, then play it on a loop constantly.

Fill their databases up with shit noises!

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago 

Like that guy who recorded all of his farts for months and posted them online.

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[–] Alhambra 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

this sounds like a good troll at first, but then you have to remember most of the cia are degenerate faggots, so they probably get off on it.

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[–] Diom3Mind 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ahhh, son of a bitch.....you're right.

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[–] karmatic 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I use mine all the time. Most commonly I use it for playing audio, followed by changing the lights and the thermostat. It's nice not needing to get out of bed to adjust the temperature when I wake up hot.

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[–] Soyboy69 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly are they even good for that? most people have a phone on them at all times and all kinds of other internet connected devices anyway.

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[–] HeebSlayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because the sheep are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything for themselves.

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[–] Mayhawk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's fun when you're at someone else's house.

"Alexa, play ZZ Top."
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Alexa, turn the music up*."

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[–] privacy_first 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Your voice has been recorded, matched with your original voice

Big brother now knows where you are, even if you do not carry spyware cellphone

Welcome to Orwell 84

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[–] RoundWheel 0 points 78 points (+78|-0) ago 

It already does. Legal battles over the recordings for a murder have already taken place.

Anyone who believes it records part of the time today is an idiot.

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[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And it's only 20 dollars this month by entering the code: iwanttobeguiltybeforeproveninnocent act now while supplies will never run out!!

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[–] Peki 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know. What is this, an old announcement from the Alexa alpha test?

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[–] CameraCode0 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Well yeah, logically how else would it know that you've said it's name? It has to listen literally all the time, and anyone who thinks they are recording only after it gets a command is delusional. It doesn't have some manual switch that can be turned off; it's always collecting data.

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[–] jqueso 4 points 2 points (+6|-4) ago 

Listening isn't the same as recording and storing.