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[–] goatmensch ago 

That's what happens when consumers let the deep state into their houses.

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[–] drozzxd ago  (edited ago)

Reminder, you are a dumb fucking ass if you have an echo.

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[–] Ozzsanity 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like telling Alexa I have the bodies of several children buried in my basement. Now before some of you goobers notify the FBI, It's a joke.

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[–] 18881648? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dispatching CIA niggers now.

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[–] ALIENS2222 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LIKE THIS IS NEW...

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[–] Smokybubbles ago 

But it's so convenient to ask about the weather outside from across the room. I just have to bug my whole house, and connect it to safe corporate cloud networks.

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[–] SparklingWiggle ago 

Someone gave me an Alexa as a gift. It sits on my counter...unplugged. It's a daily reminder of No Fucking Way.

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[–] prairie ago 

Morons. This is like the pre-record function of a voice recorder or camera, where it continuously records in a memory loop, and when you hit record (or in this case Alexa's trigger word is heard), it goes back in the memory buffer and effectively listens before the trigger. If they wanted to record (and save) everything, they're already doing it, and they don't need a patent to do that. They're probably patenting this so they can make other companies pay to use this approach (which is moronic because there's nothing very novel about it, it's pretty obvious to anyone who's done audio processing).

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