[–] Vidarr30000 ago (edited ago)
the white guy should have commented there were cages with eagles and bears in that lake but het got on the masturbation rollercoaster just in time for the gas truck to turn him into a lampshade!
[–] Shotinthedark ago
So they called the cops and the officers saved the guy. And then they take the credit.
[–] Drunkenmoba ago
When the cop showed up the man was motionless. Dollars to donuts that they were trying to kill him and got caught.