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[–] Pixelia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

“Tourists are advised to ensure they are fit enough to climb some of our taller monuments, or they restrict access to others.”

~ Shitlord City Spokesman

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wonder how many times he had to rewrite his comment. "Fatties are adviced to stay home.. no I'll get flayed for that.. Lardies.. No.. Fat tourists.. no.. Uh.. Stop eating you fat fu-.. no goddamnit.. Get me my secretary."

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[–] Zwats 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

my grandmother had to pay the firefighters when she lost the keys to her apartment and called them for help. why can't fat pigs be held responsible for their misuse of public resources ??

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[–] El_Guzano 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your grandmother called firefighters instead of a locksmith when she lost the keys to her apartment?

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[–] Zwats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yep. on the bright side, they did bring a firefighter locksmith and it wasn't cheaper than a civilian one. anyway, the point is, she made a mistake and paid for it. now, those behemots are really abusing firefighters all over the world. each week you read an article about some buttergollem being extracted from it's home by tearing down a wall, blocking the street and using a crane to lift it. WHAT THE FUCK ?

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[–] Niko_Liez 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They should of left him up there until he was thin enough to carry himself back down.

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just toss it from the top. It will bounce.

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[–] pallidetroit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Would still put a massive crack in the ground, possibly cause an earthquake. They wasted enough resources on the Fatass as it is.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, that's fucking hilarious.

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[–] ulysse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

anyone else instantly reminded of in bruges where the american tourist has the heart attack climbing the tower?

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[–] Narwhal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

19 stone is 266 pounds if anyone was wondering

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[–] ivegotaqueso ago 

Experiment: Put down a small piece of cake on every 20th step down. Would he move his ass for cake?

I hear that fat people are very food motivated.

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