[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wonder how many times he had to rewrite his comment. "Fatties are adviced to stay home.. no I'll get flayed for that.. Lardies.. No.. Fat tourists.. no.. Uh.. Stop eating you fat fu-.. no goddamnit.. Get me my secretary."
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just toss it from the top. It will bounce.
[–] pallidetroit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would still put a massive crack in the ground, possibly cause an earthquake. They wasted enough resources on the Fatass as it is.
[–] Ripley_Riae ago
Thank god the Obeast didn't climb the Leaning tower of Piza. Otherwise it'd be the Collapsed Tower of Piza
Relevant, someone shared it earlier today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
[–] Zwats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yep. on the bright side, they did bring a firefighter locksmith and it wasn't cheaper than a civilian one. anyway, the point is, she made a mistake and paid for it. now, those behemots are really abusing firefighters all over the world. each week you read an article about some buttergollem being extracted from it's home by tearing down a wall, blocking the street and using a crane to lift it. WHAT THE FUCK ?
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh, that's fucking hilarious.