[–] Zwats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yep. on the bright side, they did bring a firefighter locksmith and it wasn't cheaper than a civilian one. anyway, the point is, she made a mistake and paid for it. now, those behemots are really abusing firefighters all over the world. each week you read an article about some buttergollem being extracted from it's home by tearing down a wall, blocking the street and using a crane to lift it. WHAT THE FUCK ?
[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just toss it from the top. It will bounce.
[–] pallidetroit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Would still put a massive crack in the ground, possibly cause an earthquake. They wasted enough resources on the Fatass as it is.
[–] ivegotaqueso ago
Experiment: Put down a small piece of cake on every 20th step down. Would he move his ass for cake?
I hear that fat people are very food motivated.
Relevant, someone shared it earlier today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
[–] Ripley_Riae ago
Thank god the Obeast didn't climb the Leaning tower of Piza. Otherwise it'd be the Collapsed Tower of Piza
[–] Pixelia 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
~ Shitlord City Spokesman
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wonder how many times he had to rewrite his comment. "Fatties are adviced to stay home.. no I'll get flayed for that.. Lardies.. No.. Fat tourists.. no.. Uh.. Stop eating you fat fu-.. no goddamnit.. Get me my secretary."