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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just toss it from the top. It will bounce.

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[–] pallidetroit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Would still put a massive crack in the ground, possibly cause an earthquake. They wasted enough resources on the Fatass as it is.

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[–] Pixelia 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

“Tourists are advised to ensure they are fit enough to climb some of our taller monuments, or they restrict access to others.”

~ Shitlord City Spokesman

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wonder how many times he had to rewrite his comment. "Fatties are adviced to stay home.. no I'll get flayed for that.. Lardies.. No.. Fat tourists.. no.. Uh.. Stop eating you fat fu-.. no goddamnit.. Get me my secretary."

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, that's fucking hilarious.