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[–] My_Name_is_Not_Sure 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Try and disarm him, I hope he remembers the scene from (((Goodfellas))) where Henry Hill bashes the fuck out of that guys face with his pistol.
Also your glasses are stupid and I bet your neck looks like a prolapsed cow ass.

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[–] Sancus 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

There I was breathing my final breaths. Bleeding profusely from my 41 stab wounds, some of the air I breathed escaping from my seconds-old lung holes.

"...at least my morning coffee didn't end in a gun battle...."

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[–] con77 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

bitch needs to go back to englandistan and put on a burka

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[–] WestsBest 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Try it then

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[–] karmatic 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

That's a cop.

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[–] Fahrvergnaked ago  (edited ago)

Private security. A cop has more on the belt. And a different uniform.

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[–] zerozen77 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Ive never hit a woman, but if I did I would hope she makes this face before I chincheck her.

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[–] Intrixina ago 

Isn't it supposed to be equality, meaning if you are being a sanctimonious cunt, you get smashed in the face, male OR female?

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[–] Grospoliner 1 point 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

I've never hit a woman

And you wouldn't have in that situation.

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[–] transitive 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That's a good way to get shot.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

partially weapons trained

"I once spent an hour at a range with a rented .22LR giggling and taking selfies."

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

that's being very generous

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She saw John Wick.

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