Meanwhile, the great indoors provides unlimited information, healthy food, and filtered climate controlled air; it is like living in a space ship.
We indoor nerds get to relax next to our kitchens eating healthy, organic, food for a tenth of the cost of eating out.
We get to study 12+ hours a day, learn millions of facts that outdoor, muscle-head, chads will never get exposed to.
You go to the gym and gain diseases and permanent injuries.
Indoor nerds get to do navy seal body weight exercises and tai chi that improves both the body and the mind.
The sun causes skin cancer and aging.
Indoor nerds can spend 10,000 hours to become experts.
Outdoor chads spend a third of their day commuting.
Are you sure that you want to be an ignorant chad instead of an enlightened sage?
[–] 18736733? ago
I never leave my apartment and you're not going to get me to. I stay inside and I don't impose myself on or bother other people, so fuck off and give me the same courtesy.