[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.6 years ago
I call bullshit.
You've never been in my basement.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.6 years ago
I did, but you ran out of lotion. FAIL.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.6 years ago
I’d fuck me.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.6 years ago
when did you get a pet lol
[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.6 years ago
OMG, someone actually slept with her, they are so nasty no wonder they kept it a secret.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 1.6 years ago (edited 1.6 years ago)
No, no, no, not that kind of secret. She loves socks, he loves sandals.
[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I call bullshit.
You've never been in my basement.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I did, but you ran out of lotion. FAIL.
[–] Drunkenst [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I’d fuck me.