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[–] ToFat2Fish 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Shalom, I like to put it on my bagels. What it's a Jewish thing, dont be so antisemitic.

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When noseberg forgets to switch accounts

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[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oy vey! It's also kocher! We make sure the baby is in tremendous pain when we cut the meat!

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[–] Buff_Awesome 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Thank god I was born a guy. I'd rather it happen all at once, rather than drag out over decades.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But why is he all tarted up like that?

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[–] 18628062? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There's absolutely no way she could have applied liquid liner to her lower lid without looking in a mirror. Nope. A make-up artist did this.

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[–] FullSemiAutomatic ago 

All the way up to the eyes.

It's bizarre.

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[–] Chasmaniac 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's a whole lotta rough road for 32. Looks like some old boots I had, minus the makeup of course.

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[–] Awful-Falafel 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Homer Simpson’s make-up shotgun was set to “whore.”

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[–] Wiserman ago 

Nice. Looks like Pikachu with the red cheeks. Good luck with battles with aneurysms.

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