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[–] oddjob 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

These ridiculous 'knife confiscation' tweets seem to always be Regents Park Police. Are there other departmetns doing this shit too or is it just this one town that is trying ban sharp objects from life? Or is it a parody account making fun of British police for being pussies with bad priorities?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My teeth are sharp.

Call the ministry.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There is no spoon.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I’m glad people like you exist. If the world was a bunch of mes we would be so fucked

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago 

ya but itd be a fun ride lol

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[–] 18623005? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oi I jus foun a nail clippa wif a knife in it mate! Thinka the dama itda dun to some poor ol chap!

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A bread knife and a meat fork? Yeah brag about how you ruined somones BBQ. Propably the same place they got the spoon from.

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[–] Jack_Skeletal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And not a single bottle of acid in sight.

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[–] 14WordsToFreedom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can’t wait to hear about “pointy stick crime.”

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[–] Dismal_Swamp ago 

They confiscated needle from that girl on GoT.

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[–] ScientiaPotentia ago  (edited ago)

UK police are Prison Guards now.

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