[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There is no spoon.
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I’m glad people like you exist. If the world was a bunch of mes we would be so fucked
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A bread knife and a meat fork? Yeah brag about how you ruined somones BBQ. Propably the same place they got the spoon from.
[–] Jack_Skeletal 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And not a single bottle of acid in sight.
[–] 14WordsToFreedom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can’t wait to hear about “pointy stick crime.”
[–] oddjob 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
These ridiculous 'knife confiscation' tweets seem to always be Regents Park Police. Are there other departmetns doing this shit too or is it just this one town that is trying ban sharp objects from life? Or is it a parody account making fun of British police for being pussies with bad priorities?
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My teeth are sharp.
Call the ministry.