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[–] 18571218? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Soon your entire OS will be run from the cloud and you won't be able to even type the word nigger. Terry was right.

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[–] 18572341? ago 

I'll go full uncle Ted if this happens. In fact I might do that even sooner. The moment I'm forced to upgrade from my beloved Win7 I'm going Fred Flintstone I swear.

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[–] 18572370? ago 

Unless you game, Linux Mint is a good option. The only reason I'm still on 7 is the games, but as an OS Linux Mint feels like a modern day 7 except with huge bonuses like package managers.

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[–] 18571221? ago 

Guess (((who))) runs most cloud services?

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[–] 18577785? ago 

the cloud is a kike scam for tech obsessed boomer faggots.

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[–] 18572339? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

amazon-keylogcloud running on thin Windows 11 client

open up cloudcmd.exe

start typing

"n-i-g-g-e"

gets auto-replaced with "person of color"

erase and try again

"n-i-g-g"

"please verify your identity to continue"

choose "Login with my 1ID™ (biometric 2FA with universal social media auth, opt-out integration with RealID 2.0)

first auth stage: scans the RFID implant between your thumb and index finger

second auth stage: retina/fingerprint scan and verification against government database

"n-i-g"

Alerts go out to all your contacts: "RED ALERT: Anon is typing the N-Word!"

"g"

hear sirens getting closer

"e"

"FBI OPEN THE DOOR!"

"r"

And that was the last thing anon ever typed.

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[–] 18572481? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Then (((they))) find your 250 Gig thumb drive full of shit to (((justify))) memory holeing you for life.

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[–] 18577784? ago 

underrated post

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[–] 18571192? ago 

People still use Word?

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[–] 18571210? ago 

Nope, it's all Latex for me.

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[–] 18576313? ago 

My nigga. Latex is the real shit. Once you get over the learning curve, it's like piloting a fucking starship compared to all the wysiwyg bullshit.

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[–] 18572343? ago 

that was the first thing that i thought when looking at the title

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[–] 18571208? ago 

This. There's plenty of free alternatives.

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[–] 18577783? ago 

Sadly beacuse I'm a college student, I have to use it, I used old Word version and disabled updates. It should be fine I think.

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[–] 18576311? ago 

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[–] 18577787? ago 

Hey guise what's going on

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[–] 18577788? ago 

steve jobs had hiv. it was in the latest wikileaks.

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[–] 18576315? ago 

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[–] 18571214? ago 

Isn't word on a subscription now? Is your only option Office 365? I use LibreOffice anyway when I need it.

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[–] 18572365? ago 

using MS word to type

>>13266647

Good thing I use LibreOffice.

this

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[–] 18577789? ago 

I think this is great. This is going to radicalize middle school students.

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