[–] 18572339? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
amazon-keylogcloud running on thin Windows 11 client
open up cloudcmd.exe
start typing
"n-i-g-g-e"
gets auto-replaced with "person of color"
erase and try again
"n-i-g-g"
"please verify your identity to continue"
choose "Login with my 1IDâ„¢ (biometric 2FA with universal social media auth, opt-out integration with RealID 2.0)
first auth stage: scans the RFID implant between your thumb and index finger
second auth stage: retina/fingerprint scan and verification against government database
"n-i-g"
Alerts go out to all your contacts: "RED ALERT: Anon is typing the N-Word!"
"g"
hear sirens getting closer
"e"
"FBI OPEN THE DOOR!"
"r"
And that was the last thing anon ever typed.  
[–] 18577784? ago
underrated post