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[–] 18572339? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

amazon-keylogcloud running on thin Windows 11 client

open up cloudcmd.exe

start typing

"n-i-g-g-e"

gets auto-replaced with "person of color"

erase and try again

"n-i-g-g"

"please verify your identity to continue"

choose "Login with my 1IDâ„¢ (biometric 2FA with universal social media auth, opt-out integration with RealID 2.0)

first auth stage: scans the RFID implant between your thumb and index finger

second auth stage: retina/fingerprint scan and verification against government database

"n-i-g"

Alerts go out to all your contacts: "RED ALERT: Anon is typing the N-Word!"

"g"

hear sirens getting closer

"e"

"FBI OPEN THE DOOR!"

"r"

And that was the last thing anon ever typed.  

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[–] 18577784? ago 

underrated post  

 

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[–] 18572481? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Then (((they))) find your 250 Gig thumb drive full of shit to (((justify))) memory holeing you for life.