[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Wish me luck in fatty corporate America.
I don't need to know your industry or job title to foresee this: somebody will bring beetus into the office and shove it into your face constantly and especially on Fridays. Obese middle-aged women will hoover up the beetus and giggle about how bad they are in that annoying high-pitched fatty wheezy voice. Provides for epic shitlording opportunities but must be done carefully as if your coworkers are hams, HR will be planets. Your insurance premiums will be astronomical due to hams and their condishuns. Welcome to corporate America.
[–] bekahbread [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I shit you not, we're on a different floor for our training and they had some 'fiesta' for cinco de mayo the previous Friday and that monday an office ham was shamefully shuffling to the table to get stale left out through the weekend cake. Only perk is the walking ring, free massive gym and super good health perks if you have a normal BMI and pass a health screening
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
You should see the reactions I get when people learn I walk 5km twice a day to work! You would think I told them I can fly. The only thing that stops me from saying more people should do it is that I don't want the footpath clogged. Walking is a great way to get some fresh air, get your eyes away from screens, listen to some music, do some thinking, and get some activity all while saving fuel, avoiding traffic, and not worrying about parking.
[–] indreams 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Take a good mental image of how everyone looks, how fat they are now. I guarantee you in six to twelve months all the hams will be fifty pounds heavier. Even the people who are just a little pudgy will becomes whales. It’s shocking how quickly it happens.
[–] TheCookieMonsterQ 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah a friend of ours got a "chubby" gf and moved out from home. Dude went from the lean side of normal to blob in the eight months they've been dating.
I used to ride a bike a little more than two miles to and from work to save money by not having a car. The only time I hated it was when there was rain, or when an animal carcass was on my route.
My 250lbs boss and my 300lbs coworker at the time where both astounded by my ability to pedal to work and then put car rotors and batteries for a few hours.
I would hate to be that fat, hell, right now I’m skinny fat and I hate it. I’m amazed how people can hate themselves so much to stay that fat, it really must be a deep abyss of despair
[–] MeowsephStalin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You might need to verify this user broski. @Carsandsarcasm
Also previous comment broke a rule "she would be pretty if lighter..yada yada"
[–] Carsandsarcasm [M] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fair call. There is no rule against being skinny fat as long as you are within the BMI range, but that last comment is a "she would be pretty if." We don't do that here, @H3r0n. It's sympathy because it validates them. Consider yourself on thin ice. You should be fine as long as you are not fat because you will be light enough not to break the thin ice. Read the rules. Next time you're banned.
[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Walking...the newest Olympic sport.
Especially popular is the untimed sprint between the office and the cafeteria.
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I used to walk 45 minutes to work every day, aside from poor weather. Gives you time to think. Plus, that was a desk job (10 hour shift) and it was a nightmare to sit all day like that then drive home.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Gah! I'm so happy I work outside now.
[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks like somebodys got a case of the Mondays. :(