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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I used to walk 45 minutes to work every day, aside from poor weather. Gives you time to think. Plus, that was a desk job (10 hour shift) and it was a nightmare to sit all day like that then drive home.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks like somebodys got a case of the Mondays. :(

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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gah! I'm so happy I work outside now.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You should see the reactions I get when people learn I walk 5km twice a day to work! You would think I told them I can fly. The only thing that stops me from saying more people should do it is that I don't want the footpath clogged. Walking is a great way to get some fresh air, get your eyes away from screens, listen to some music, do some thinking, and get some activity all while saving fuel, avoiding traffic, and not worrying about parking.

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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wish me luck in fatty corporate America.

I don't need to know your industry or job title to foresee this: somebody will bring beetus into the office and shove it into your face constantly and especially on Fridays. Obese middle-aged women will hoover up the beetus and giggle about how bad they are in that annoying high-pitched fatty wheezy voice. Provides for epic shitlording opportunities but must be done carefully as if your coworkers are hams, HR will be planets. Your insurance premiums will be astronomical due to hams and their condishuns. Welcome to corporate America.

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[–] bekahbread [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I shit you not, we're on a different floor for our training and they had some 'fiesta' for cinco de mayo the previous Friday and that monday an office ham was shamefully shuffling to the table to get stale left out through the weekend cake. Only perk is the walking ring, free massive gym and super good health perks if you have a normal BMI and pass a health screening

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why does a room full of adults need some kind of "fiesta" buffet for a vague mexican holiday?

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Walking...the newest Olympic sport.

Especially popular is the untimed sprint between the office and the cafeteria.

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Leave out boxes of Exlax Chocolate (see link below). Some of them have such poor impulse control, that even knowing that it will hurt them, will still open and fully consume these chocolate laxatives.

https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/ex-lax-chocolated-stimulant-laxative-pieces-chocolate/ID=prod3946315-product

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[–] indreams 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Take a good mental image of how everyone looks, how fat they are now. I guarantee you in six to twelve months all the hams will be fifty pounds heavier. Even the people who are just a little pudgy will becomes whales. It’s shocking how quickly it happens.

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[–] TheCookieMonsterQ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah a friend of ours got a "chubby" gf and moved out from home. Dude went from the lean side of normal to blob in the eight months they've been dating.

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[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I live a mile from work and walk almost daily. People are astounded that I walk the whole mile. Even had a conversation with a cow worker the other day. She was asking how many steps were recommended, and another cow worker said 10,000 per day. First one says, "And that's to lose how much weight?" I chortled and said, "None. That's how much you should walk because you can. It's not even a lot."

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[–] Masaze ago 

Fats can't breathe even when just speaking or sitting still

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