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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wish me luck in fatty corporate America.

I don't need to know your industry or job title to foresee this: somebody will bring beetus into the office and shove it into your face constantly and especially on Fridays. Obese middle-aged women will hoover up the beetus and giggle about how bad they are in that annoying high-pitched fatty wheezy voice. Provides for epic shitlording opportunities but must be done carefully as if your coworkers are hams, HR will be planets. Your insurance premiums will be astronomical due to hams and their condishuns. Welcome to corporate America.

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[–] bekahbread [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I shit you not, we're on a different floor for our training and they had some 'fiesta' for cinco de mayo the previous Friday and that monday an office ham was shamefully shuffling to the table to get stale left out through the weekend cake. Only perk is the walking ring, free massive gym and super good health perks if you have a normal BMI and pass a health screening

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why does a room full of adults need some kind of "fiesta" buffet for a vague mexican holiday?

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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I used to walk 45 minutes to work every day, aside from poor weather. Gives you time to think. Plus, that was a desk job (10 hour shift) and it was a nightmare to sit all day like that then drive home.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks like somebodys got a case of the Mondays. :(

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[–] IggyReilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gah! I'm so happy I work outside now.