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[–] GeneralBoobington [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i want to be thrown to a shark on my way out. i just think it'd be the dopest way to go. "oh shit, how'd GeneralBoobington die?" "fucking shark attack, bro." "oh no wayyyyy! sickkk!" i mean, especially if i'm a super old person. 1) i get points for being a fucking badass 2) i'm re-entering the circle of life through the food chain.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I just want the normal heart attack and my casket to be tossed into space. Forever wandering. Maybe aliens will find my body and be like O.o WTF.

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[–] GeneralBoobington [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

oh shit, that's a good one, too!!!