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[–] GeneralBoobington [S] ago 

yeah i wonder what the autopsy will report. i'm well curious. the timing is just so bizarre. i really feel bad for his girlfriend, though. i couldn't imagine coming home from vacation to something like that. like she probably thought he was sleeping at first or something, you know? and then you just shake someone and try to get them up and it probably slowly starts to sink in and then you're probably like "oh this can't be fucking real. this wouldn't ever happen in real life." but then there it is... happening. shit. i just; i would need to be committed for a while after something like that.

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[–] Pawn ago 

I could not imagine myself in her position. Just a horrible thing to happen, especially with a loved one. I don't want it to happen in my life, but I know it's coming.

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[–] GeneralBoobington [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i want to be thrown to a shark on my way out. i just think it'd be the dopest way to go. "oh shit, how'd GeneralBoobington die?" "fucking shark attack, bro." "oh no wayyyyy! sickkk!" i mean, especially if i'm a super old person. 1) i get points for being a fucking badass 2) i'm re-entering the circle of life through the food chain.