[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I got this.
"Your Honor, 'Bigamy' is when someone is married to two people. 'Bi', as everyone knows, means 'two'. My client is married to three people. Since he has been charged with being married to two people, he is obviously not guilty of the charges and I move to have the charges dismissed".
How'd I do?
[–] Social_Construct 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A toe with a face has more wives than you, let that sink in
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[–] RedditIsTheBest111 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Lol he can get 4 wives while others can't even get gf. Lmao
[–] RedditIsTheBest111 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
Sure. I believe you!
How did the man sized thumb get 4 women to marry him? I'm afraid to see what they look like...
[–] Peatmoss613 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I’ll bet dollars to donuts that a couple of them are low grade droolers in high backed chairs.
[–] outrider787 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
handsome devil