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[–] elcob32 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I refuse to play as black. Find someone else.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

haha... you have to.

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[–] LordHuggington 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I don't know - this looks like it could be a fun variant of chess. It's OK to try new things for recreation and learning.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll post an image of your next move.

You will probably beat me if you know how to play chess. I'm not all that good.

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[–] Gingercuntfirecrotch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How would you know who won considering you’re both playing for the same thing. First king down? Second? First piece?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Winner is the last man standing.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

make your move, cunt boy.

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[–] 18284791? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

https://files.catbox.moe/77vx1s.png

...your move, sweetheart.

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[–] 18286414? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212154.png I'm not editing out my url bar for all of these, guess the apps

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://files.catbox.moe/hlbear.png

This will probably take a while - can we spread it out over a couple of days?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Long as you want, brother.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

1.4 hours later.... Take your time. After all, neither you nor me have ever participated in a lesbian death match.

...My queens are coming for your queens.

https://files.catbox.moe/hehvsb.png

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

> flips table

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

> retcon flips.png

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Stop being such a pussy.

Here.... Here is a starting game with your precious WHITE being on the right side of the table. ...jesus.

https://files.catbox.moe/te2w2p.png

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[–] SithEmpire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Question which is making me too curious not to ask - in Lesbian Chess, what is the win condition?

I'm not sure if it would be taking both/all opposing queens, taking one queen, etc. Whether players have to call 'check' if a queen is threatened or the final queen is threatened is also unclear, though scrapping the rule is fine (I'm actually for removing check/checkmate from regular chess and replace the whole thing with 'just take the king').

Also:

  • If one has to take all opposing queens, that definitely makes promotion powerful for survival / critical to prevent happening beyond the 2nd as stated in your promotion rule (or a massive liability if not a single queen may fall).
  • Conversely, if one wins by taking just one queen then it adds many high-risk dynamics to invoking a queen as a powerful piece, since it would be fatal to position the pair of queens such that the opponent can threaten both with one supported piece (or unsupported knight), or by moving a piece to threaten one which previously was blocking a threat to the other.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The REAL object of Lesbian Chess is to make your opponent grovel in surrender.

Crush your enemy... See them scatter before you. Listen to the lamentations of their pawns.

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[–] varialus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Original post stated that's it's a fight to the death. That means you have to kill all the opponents' pieces.

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[–] rejectedfromreddit ago 

Calling check wouldn't work. The king is distance-limited and can't generally kill the attacker if they're more than a square away.

Queens would have to be a trade in this system, so it would fail without a massive oversight on one side.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

The object of Lesbian Chess is to kill all your opponents. ...or make them surrender if they can't escape. If they can make 5 moves [run away] when given no other option.... it's a draw.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Left Queen 2 to left Queen 4

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

Left Queen [Q1] to left Queen 4 is not a possible move. Q1 has a pawn blocking her path.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Left Queen 2 is the pawn in front of the left Queen faggot! Move it forward 2 spaces. Although I will accept left Queen designated [Q1] and the move thus reading [Q1] 2 to [Q1] 4. With [Q2] being the right Queen.

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[–] Tinfoil_Kippah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

e5

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

e5 means nothing.

You can't move any piece to e5 if the fucking game board was divided into 1-8 and A-H.

YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE bye

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck you; your colors are upside down. Pawn to E5, faggot.

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