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[–] 18279071? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ok, I'll beat you. Your opening sucked btw

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Let's rock.

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[–] 18279744? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry to be lame. Work has bought my Saturday. God damn maga & overtime pay

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

There is no time limit on your move. :::looks at watch:::

Did I mention that?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The only change in rules is that your pawn can move side to side ONLY on it's spawn row.

...and the first pawn to reach the opponents base row gets [choice] of a knight or bishop. The 2nd pawn can only get [choice] a knight, bishop or rook. Queens after that.

edit: Queens or [choice] after that. ..in some cases, you may want a knight more than a queen.

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[–] varialus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're a fucking retard. You can't change the rules after you made the first move, faggot.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

You're right. But the rules stand. The 1st move has no effect on the understanding of the rules.

My bad.

Let's play.

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[–] Tinfoil_Kippah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

e5

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

e5 means nothing.

You can't move any piece to e5 if the fucking game board was divided into 1-8 and A-H.

YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE bye

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck you; your colors are upside down. Pawn to E5, faggot.

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[–] LordHuggington 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I don't know - this looks like it could be a fun variant of chess. It's OK to try new things for recreation and learning.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

make your move, cunt boy.

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[–] Gingercuntfirecrotch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How would you know who won considering you’re both playing for the same thing. First king down? Second? First piece?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Winner is the last man standing.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll post an image of your next move.

You will probably beat me if you know how to play chess. I'm not all that good.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Left Queen 2 to left Queen 4

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

Left Queen [Q1] to left Queen 4 is not a possible move. Q1 has a pawn blocking her path.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Left Queen 2 is the pawn in front of the left Queen faggot! Move it forward 2 spaces. Although I will accept left Queen designated [Q1] and the move thus reading [Q1] 2 to [Q1] 4. With [Q2] being the right Queen.

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[–] SithEmpire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Question which is making me too curious not to ask - in Lesbian Chess, what is the win condition?

I'm not sure if it would be taking both/all opposing queens, taking one queen, etc. Whether players have to call 'check' if a queen is threatened or the final queen is threatened is also unclear, though scrapping the rule is fine (I'm actually for removing check/checkmate from regular chess and replace the whole thing with 'just take the king').

Also:

  • If one has to take all opposing queens, that definitely makes promotion powerful for survival / critical to prevent happening beyond the 2nd as stated in your promotion rule (or a massive liability if not a single queen may fall).
  • Conversely, if one wins by taking just one queen then it adds many high-risk dynamics to invoking a queen as a powerful piece, since it would be fatal to position the pair of queens such that the opponent can threaten both with one supported piece (or unsupported knight), or by moving a piece to threaten one which previously was blocking a threat to the other.

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[–] varialus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Original post stated that's it's a fight to the death. That means you have to kill all the opponents' pieces.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

The object of Lesbian Chess is to kill all your opponents. ...or make them surrender if they can't escape. If they can make 5 moves [run away] when given no other option.... it's a draw.

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[–] rejectedfromreddit ago 

Calling check wouldn't work. The king is distance-limited and can't generally kill the attacker if they're more than a square away.

Queens would have to be a trade in this system, so it would fail without a massive oversight on one side.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The REAL object of Lesbian Chess is to make your opponent grovel in surrender.

Crush your enemy... See them scatter before you. Listen to the lamentations of their pawns.

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

> flips table

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

> retcon flips.png

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Stop being such a pussy.

Here.... Here is a starting game with your precious WHITE being on the right side of the table. ...jesus.

https://files.catbox.moe/te2w2p.png

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[–] BarelySober ago 

Two queens would kill each others children then murder each other. Just saying.

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