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[–] elcob32 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I refuse to play as black. Find someone else.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

haha... you have to.

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[–] LordHuggington 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I don't know - this looks like it could be a fun variant of chess. It's OK to try new things for recreation and learning.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

make your move, cunt boy.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll post an image of your next move.

You will probably beat me if you know how to play chess. I'm not all that good.

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[–] Gingercuntfirecrotch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How would you know who won considering you’re both playing for the same thing. First king down? Second? First piece?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Winner is the last man standing.

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://files.catbox.moe/hlbear.png

This will probably take a while - can we spread it out over a couple of days?

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

1.4 hours later.... Take your time. After all, neither you nor me have ever participated in a lesbian death match.

...My queens are coming for your queens.

https://files.catbox.moe/hehvsb.png

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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Long as you want, brother.

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[–] 18284791? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

https://files.catbox.moe/77vx1s.png

...your move, sweetheart.

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[–] 18286414? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212154.png I'm not editing out my url bar for all of these, guess the apps

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

> flips table

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

> retcon flips.png

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Stop being such a pussy.

Here.... Here is a starting game with your precious WHITE being on the right side of the table. ...jesus.

https://files.catbox.moe/te2w2p.png

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[–] 18279071? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ok, I'll beat you. Your opening sucked btw

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Let's rock.

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[–] 18279744? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry to be lame. Work has bought my Saturday. God damn maga & overtime pay

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

There is no time limit on your move. :::looks at watch:::

Did I mention that?

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Left Queen 2 to left Queen 4

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago 

Left Queen [Q1] to left Queen 4 is not a possible move. Q1 has a pawn blocking her path.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Left Queen 2 is the pawn in front of the left Queen faggot! Move it forward 2 spaces. Although I will accept left Queen designated [Q1] and the move thus reading [Q1] 2 to [Q1] 4. With [Q2] being the right Queen.

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[–] Tinfoil_Kippah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

e5

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

e5 means nothing.

You can't move any piece to e5 if the fucking game board was divided into 1-8 and A-H.

YOU'RE BANNED FOR LIFE bye

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[–] varialus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck you; your colors are upside down. Pawn to E5, faggot.

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