[–] SithEmpire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Question which is making me too curious not to ask - in Lesbian Chess, what is the win condition?
I'm not sure if it would be taking both/all opposing queens, taking one queen, etc. Whether players have to call 'check' if a queen is threatened or the final queen is threatened is also unclear, though scrapping the rule is fine (I'm actually for removing check/checkmate from regular chess and replace the whole thing with 'just take the king').
Also:
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
The object of Lesbian Chess is to kill all your opponents. ...or make them surrender if they can't escape. If they can make 5 moves [run away] when given no other option.... it's a draw.
Calling check wouldn't work. The king is distance-limited and can't generally kill the attacker if they're more than a square away.
Queens would have to be a trade in this system, so it would fail without a massive oversight on one side.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The REAL object of Lesbian Chess is to make your opponent grovel in surrender.
Crush your enemy... See them scatter before you. Listen to the lamentations of their pawns.
https://i.stack.imgur.com/Ha2O7.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/79d472a848/212131.jpg
With queen as kings. 7E to 5E
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
NO. No, my little darling. You can't consult a Chess AI to fight this fight.
You have to fight this on your own, old boy.
Now make your move.
[–] BarelySober ago
Two queens would kill each others children then murder each other. Just saying.
[–] copper_spartan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The losing queens have to drive off a cliff with a bunch of black pawns.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago (edited ago)
The only change in rules is that your pawn can move side to side ONLY on it's spawn row.
...and the first pawn to reach the opponents base row gets [choice] of a knight or bishop. The 2nd pawn can only get [choice] a knight, bishop or rook. Queens after that.
edit: Queens or [choice] after that. ..in some cases, you may want a knight more than a queen.
[–] varialus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're a fucking retard. You can't change the rules after you made the first move, faggot.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago
You're right. But the rules stand. The 1st move has no effect on the understanding of the rules.
My bad.
Let's play.