[–] MockingDead 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
How soon after my conversion do I get a sex slave?
[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Um in the after life you get 72 virgins if you blow yourself up
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One virgin to pick up each piece of you, probably.
[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You will receive a slightly used goat upon your conversion. After killing some infidels you may have 72 virgins, but we can't guarantee they will be women....
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Time to retake your country, honkies.
[–] hedgefundhog 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My question: why are you against alcohol when it's the only reason anyone buys your kebabs?
[–] Tubesbestnoob 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When will the next Saint Tarrant deliver us from your evil?
[–] Merlynn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here's a time line on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbGaXiy4F0&t=0s