[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again
[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's
[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.
[–] StupidShitlords 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Hahah I wonder WTF was actually going on?
[–] GoatAmated 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
It's raining skittles, it's trying to catch them
[–] SellecksBush 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's not sleeping, it's not dead, it's just gargling mayonnaise.
[–] GoatAmated 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Heh, I don't use listerene,I prefer miracle whip" - fatass in the picture
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago
Is it....is it dead?
[–] Hamderella 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
god willing
[–] riverstyx 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
That was my first thought as well. Looks like it just keeled over and died in the chair.
[–] Anezay 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Alas! I am slain!
[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I sure as shit hope so.