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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Is it....is it dead?

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[–] Hamderella 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

god willing

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[–] riverstyx 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That was my first thought as well. Looks like it just keeled over and died in the chair.

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[–] Anezay 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Alas! I am slain!

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[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I sure as shit hope so.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again

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[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's

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[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.

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[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Honestly though, your first part is right. Eating all the cheap carb and high sugar foods they do they must go through serious cycles of energy spikes and crashes on an hourly basis.

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[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.

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[–] ThatClownyKid 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Poke it with a stick.

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[–] tenma 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel sorry for the poor person who has to haul away the smelly carcass.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

just point it toward to the door and jam the accelerator

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[–] CherryLime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Off a cliff

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[–] Niko_Liez 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

All that "scooting" around must be one hell of a work out.

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[–] Atmyhappyplace 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She tracked the smell of jerky all the way to the back of the store only see it was belts. Its the feeling of defeat we are seeing here. Pure anguish or she might have actually tried to eat the belt anyway, sort of close to jerky.

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[–] SellecksBush 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's not sleeping, it's not dead, it's just gargling mayonnaise.

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[–] GoatAmated 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Heh, I don't use listerene,I prefer miracle whip" - fatass in the picture

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