[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again
[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's
[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.
[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.
[–] shdwghst457 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
just point it toward to the door and jam the accelerator
[–] Atmyhappyplace 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
She tracked the smell of jerky all the way to the back of the store only see it was belts. Its the feeling of defeat we are seeing here. Pure anguish or she might have actually tried to eat the belt anyway, sort of close to jerky.
[–] SellecksBush 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
It's not sleeping, it's not dead, it's just gargling mayonnaise.
[–] GoatAmated 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Heh, I don't use listerene,I prefer miracle whip" - fatass in the picture
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago
Is it....is it dead?
[–] Hamderella 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
god willing
[–] riverstyx 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
That was my first thought as well. Looks like it just keeled over and died in the chair.
[–] Anezay 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Alas! I am slain!
[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I sure as shit hope so.