[–] angryCOMMguy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why even bother to shop, nothing is going to fit anyway.
[–] shdwghst457 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
just point it toward to the door and jam the accelerator
[–] Pandaconda 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's extra funny because we all know it's really catching it's breath. Or there's food on the ceiling, which ever
[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Let us all take a moment in admiration of the engineers who designed that scooter. That is has not flipped backwards is truly a marvel.
[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
just then sally realized she couldn't stand to eat another belt.
[–] Atmyhappyplace 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
She tracked the smell of jerky all the way to the back of the store only see it was belts. Its the feeling of defeat we are seeing here. Pure anguish or she might have actually tried to eat the belt anyway, sort of close to jerky.
[–] Allergic_to_hams 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
It uses it's neck fat as a pillow this is how fatties sleep
[–] Niko_Liez 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
All that "scooting" around must be one hell of a work out.