[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago
Is it....is it dead?
[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Diabetic coma probably hahaha
Probably couldn't reach its family size oreo package
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was it ever really alive to begin with?
[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again
[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Honestly though, your first part is right. Eating all the cheap carb and high sugar foods they do they must go through serious cycles of energy spikes and crashes on an hourly basis.
[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's
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[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.