[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again
[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's
[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago
Is it....is it dead?
[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Diabetic coma probably hahaha
Probably couldn't reach its family size oreo package
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was it ever really alive to begin with?
[–] ThatClownyKid 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Poke it with a stick.