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[–] ThatClownyKid 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Poke it with a stick.

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[–] FatEqualsGluttony 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She got triggered to death by the lack of xxxxxxxxxxxxL sizes.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Forgot to stop and top off its sugars, starvation mode strikes again

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[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Honestly though, your first part is right. Eating all the cheap carb and high sugar foods they do they must go through serious cycles of energy spikes and crashes on an hourly basis.

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[–] Baron_Bridges 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Her Mountain Dew IV ran out in the middle of Macy's

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[–] put_a_boob_on_it 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Macy's probably knows better than to allow Scootie Puffs at their store. it's likely shopping at wal mart.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

Is it....is it dead?

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[–] CyberdyneSystems101 ago 

Yeah, shopping is harrrrrrd-attack.

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[–] TwistDat ago 

Sure hope so

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[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Diabetic coma probably hahaha

Probably couldn't reach its family size oreo package

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was it ever really alive to begin with?

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