[–] Not_for_consumption 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Prod it with a stick? But be careful. It might be playing dead.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Loot dropped:
1 × colostomy bag
1 × oxygen tank
4 × peanuts hidden beneath fat fold
1 × TV remote hidden beneath 3rd chin
24 × maggot
[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Diabetic coma probably hahaha
Probably couldn't reach its family size oreo package
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was it ever really alive to begin with?
[–] Mixcoatl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I sure as shit hope so.