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[–] JohnConstantine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even if it isn't, it's already dead on the inside.

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[–] Not_for_consumption 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Prod it with a stick? But be careful. It might be playing dead.

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[–] fatometer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

grab a piece of warm pizza and wave it in front of her face. it'll perk up and scooter on.

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[–] Chauvz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Class <hippo>: Level 350lb boss, has been defeated. Flawless victory.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Loot dropped:

1 × colostomy bag

1 × oxygen tank

4 × peanuts hidden beneath fat fold

1 × TV remote hidden beneath 3rd chin

24 × maggot

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[–] CyberdyneSystems101 ago 

Yeah, shopping is harrrrrrd-attack.

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[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Diabetic coma probably hahaha

Probably couldn't reach its family size oreo package

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[–] TwistDat ago 

Sure hope so

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was it ever really alive to begin with?