[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Happy your finger is saved and that there were humans around to help you!
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
OMG, hope you're okay! Thank goodness a normal human couple was nearby. Fats are so useless they'd let someone bleed to death in front of them before thinking of doing something or even calling 911, and then of course they'd have to go home and eat a gallon or two of ice cream while sobbing on the phone to some other fat/writing a long Tumblr post about the trauma they just endured
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck. I just bought a bike to hit the trails with. Not a confidence builder. Hope it heals well mate.
[–] Captain_Butt_Naked [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
girls love scars-at least in the past-it shows you are still a evolving homoerectus. :)
[–] Shitwherever ago
I work with blood on a daily basis and there are very few fats at my job, thankfully. I’m glad someone helped you and that your finger was saved.
[–] [deleted] ago
One of the reason a short-lived zombie apocalypse would be great. The fatties would be cleansed and only decent humans with the ability to co-operate would survive. Rebuilding would be done in no time and it would be worth the 1-2 years of struggle.
And particularly for Murica, imagine all the screeching SJW fats gone, the libtard fats, the muh Trump hat fats. The country would finally be beautiful again.
[–] BurnWithFire ago
Can you imagine a 600 lb fat ass that has fused to the couch being turned int a zombie? It would slowly waddle down the road with the couch still attached. Eventually the couch would peel off leaving an open view of all that fat. Then the sun would hit the fat and start to melt it. It would leave a snail trail of its own melted fat. Oh no, the smell. I think it would make people pass out just from the smell of rotting guts and it being pickled by sitting in its own shit and piss for years.
[–] enginedriver13 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Damn, hope your finger is okay. Perhaps fats are discomforted at the sight of blood because they rarely see it. After all, if one chops a hole in them, only yellow fat globules come out.
[–] Captain_Butt_Naked [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
More than that we need more humans working in front office in emergency room-reception. its unacceptable on how slow they are. Another human had to tell them that I was bleeding bad. That woman apologized to me but people goto emergency room because its an fucking emergency. perhaps the word lost its meaning somewhere.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Not where I live! In Canada people go in for colds as it's free. The wait times at the ER are ridiculous.