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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Damn, hope your finger is okay. Perhaps fats are discomforted at the sight of blood because they rarely see it. After all, if one chops a hole in them, only yellow fat globules come out.

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[–] Captain_Butt_Naked [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More than that we need more humans working in front office in emergency room-reception. its unacceptable on how slow they are. Another human had to tell them that I was bleeding bad. That woman apologized to me but people goto emergency room because its an fucking emergency. perhaps the word lost its meaning somewhere.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Not where I live! In Canada people go in for colds as it's free. The wait times at the ER are ridiculous.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Happy your finger is saved and that there were humans around to help you!

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OMG, hope you're okay! Thank goodness a normal human couple was nearby. Fats are so useless they'd let someone bleed to death in front of them before thinking of doing something or even calling 911, and then of course they'd have to go home and eat a gallon or two of ice cream while sobbing on the phone to some other fat/writing a long Tumblr post about the trauma they just endured

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[–] Captain_Butt_Naked [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

couple, i almost severed it.

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[–] Fattyhate 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Any liquid that isn’t Coca Cola makes fats uncomfortable

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[–] Skinny_Barbie ago 

I do believe you are correct. And thanks for the laugh.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck. I just bought a bike to hit the trails with. Not a confidence builder. Hope it heals well mate.

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[–] Captain_Butt_Naked [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

girls love scars-at least in the past-it shows you are still a evolving homoerectus. :)

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[–] Halalpork ago 

Pathetic, un-enduring fatscum

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[–] Shitwherever ago 

I work with blood on a daily basis and there are very few fats at my job, thankfully. I’m glad someone helped you and that your finger was saved.

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