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[–] 1southofyou [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And the Lord said, “Trump, you may settle the Golans for you and your people forever, and prosper and name all the things you see on the Heights after yourself...” ...and the Trumplekites prospered and behold their generations were known to the all Israelites & Judah as the Huge-est and Bigly-est people among the children of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. And the Trumplekites did protect Israel from the Hittites, Amalakites, Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, all Persia and the Edomites. And Trump thanked God for his blessing and raised casinos and apartments and restaurants for the Israelites. And Trump built an alter to the Lord on Mt Hermon and scarified to the Lord there. And the Lord was pleased with Trump’s sacrifice and the Lord watched over the Trumplekites and prospered them. - Trump 3:17-45

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Kushnerville

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[–] 1southofyou [S] ago 

Sorry I f’d up the title. I was on the treadmill.

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[–] 1southofyou [S] ago 

I swear, I can’t get over how funny this is....

Exploding heads all around...

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[–] Blacksmith21 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

The Leftists, NaziCommies, and the MB bloc are about to have all their heads collectively explode.

Trump Aviv - love it.

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[–] Phantom42 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

NaziCommies?

You will not pair those two terms together again, unless strictly speaking of how Nazis saved the West from falling to Communism.

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[–] Blacksmith21 ago 

Two sides of the same coin = Totalitarianism.

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[–] 1southofyou [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

“O little town of Trumpleham.”

Soon there will be Casino action on the Golan Heights.

And the Lord said, “Trump, you may settle the Golans for you and your people forever, and prosper and name all the things you see on the Heights after yourself...” ...and the Trumplekites prospered and behold their generations were known to the all Israelites & Judah as the Huge-est and Bigly-est people among the children of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. And the Trumplekites did protect Israel from the Hittites, Amalakites, Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, all Persia and the Edomites. And Trump thanked a God for his blessing and raised casinos and apartments and restaurants for the Israelites. And Trump built an alter to the Lord on Mt Hermon and scarified to the Lord there. And the Lord watched over the Trumplekites and prospered them.- Trump 3:17-45

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[–] Blacksmith21 ago 

LMAO - You probably popped a few gourds here with that one. What's next? Praise be to Trumpah? AllTrumpah Akhbar! Nah...who am I kidding?

A casino on the Golan. LOL.

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[–] 1southofyou [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Kek

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[–] derram ago 

https://archive.ph/WJeeC :

Benjamin Netanyahu on Twitter: "I'm here on the beautiful Golan Heights. All Israelis were deeply moved when President Trump made his historic decision to recognize Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights.… t.co/3KVs2veXBc"


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