[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
get a good friend, find your nearest muslim populated community
play catch with quran.
badly.
make sure you drop it a lot.
get ready to run like fuck.
If you get the chance to explain yourself before you die (highly unlikely) start with "assalamalaikum my brothers, i am just like you" "what... muslim?" "no, i too like to fuck goats"
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Marry a 7 year old