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[–] coffee_for-breakfast ago 

By all means piggy, if you disagree with the weight limit go skydiving anyway :)

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, dipshit, this is an actual safety issue. Some things are more important than your stupid whiny fee-fees.

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[–] Krek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fact that they need to specify how much of a total charge will be applied for every 10lb interval means that people have probably been calling in asking. Really shows the average intelligence of these behemoths.

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[–] budluv 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The first time you skydive you have to do it connected to an instructor. The extra money is a discomfort tax for having to be strapped to a smelly lard.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

First they hated the word "Normal body" type, then they hated "skinny," and now they hate "reasonably proportioned." We should cut to the chase and redefine slender body type as "NOT an unfuckable lard ass"

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[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"We don't want you to fall down like a brick and die, so we have a weight limit"

"REEEEEEEE you fatphobes!!!!"

Bet if there was no weight limit and all the obeasts were dying while skydiving, fatties would reee just as much. They'll never be happy, so why even try?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Ok, go ahead then, and just sign this waiver please before ya go."

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Rename this sub for a day to

Unreasonably Proportioned People Hate

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[–] HippyHoney [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao

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