[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey, dipshit, this is an actual safety issue. Some things are more important than your stupid whiny fee-fees.
[–] omwtohuman 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
my smallfat grandpa went skydiving a few decades ago, didn’t land right (dont know how exactly but it had something to do with his knees), and broke his lower back. all i’m surprised at is that he didn’t gain even more weight when he was incapacitated from his injury.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.
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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a beautiful visual!
We just have to make sure to drop them in the desert. Or the ocean. Anywhere that humans will not be potential victims when they crash.
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We just don't want them hitting the earth at all. Possible extinction level event.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Desert = they crater and kick up a sand/dust storm that chokes half a continent to death.
Ocean = the resulting tsunami makes Fukushima look tame.
Just leave them in the middle of nowhere. They'll either become human and make it out, or their massive carcass will sustain the ecosystem for decades to come.
[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"We don't want you to fall down like a brick and die, so we have a weight limit"
"REEEEEEEE you fatphobes!!!!"
Bet if there was no weight limit and all the obeasts were dying while skydiving, fatties would reee just as much. They'll never be happy, so why even try?
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"Ok, go ahead then, and just sign this waiver please before ya go."
[–] coffee_for-breakfast ago
By all means piggy, if you disagree with the weight limit go skydiving anyway :)