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[–] coffee_for-breakfast ago 

By all means piggy, if you disagree with the weight limit go skydiving anyway :)

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, dipshit, this is an actual safety issue. Some things are more important than your stupid whiny fee-fees.

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[–] Krek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fact that they need to specify how much of a total charge will be applied for every 10lb interval means that people have probably been calling in asking. Really shows the average intelligence of these behemoths.

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[–] budluv 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The first time you skydive you have to do it connected to an instructor. The extra money is a discomfort tax for having to be strapped to a smelly lard.

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[–] 18003676? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Even with a chute, you fall at some slightly crazy speed. I have 18ft/sec in my head for some reason, though could be wrong.

Say goodbye to your knees if you're a lardarse.

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[–] omwtohuman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

my smallfat grandpa went skydiving a few decades ago, didn’t land right (dont know how exactly but it had something to do with his knees), and broke his lower back. all i’m surprised at is that he didn’t gain even more weight when he was incapacitated from his injury.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fat people never were good with the laws of physics. They never grasped CICO so they won't grasp the required size of a parachute that could handle them safely.

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[–] Skinny_Barbie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a beautiful visual!

We just have to make sure to drop them in the desert. Or the ocean. Anywhere that humans will not be potential victims when they crash.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We just don't want them hitting the earth at all. Possible extinction level event.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Desert = they crater and kick up a sand/dust storm that chokes half a continent to death.

Ocean = the resulting tsunami makes Fukushima look tame.

Just leave them in the middle of nowhere. They'll either become human and make it out, or their massive carcass will sustain the ecosystem for decades to come.

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[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"We don't want you to fall down like a brick and die, so we have a weight limit"

"REEEEEEEE you fatphobes!!!!"

Bet if there was no weight limit and all the obeasts were dying while skydiving, fatties would reee just as much. They'll never be happy, so why even try?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Ok, go ahead then, and just sign this waiver please before ya go."

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